The truth is stranger than fiction

This is true. Haiti is open for business.

Truth is stranger than fiction
This is the business Plan:
1-Los cocos de Enriquillo will be moving to Haiti in imposing numbers.

2-We have a Jeunesse Counselor on the premise and he is related by blood to Governor of Los cocos de Enriquillo.

3-Now we have a Gynecologist on the premise.

The Senate forget to ratify who will be at the cash register since the above plan will cause an avalanche of perverts and degenerates to visit Haiti.