Agent Y - Haiti - President Michel Martelly Archives

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I instructed Miss Maria Sanchez to take baboon A-2539 to the Martelly vs the Haitian people political match on Sunday August 14th 2011. The match will be boring because the people know its outcome. Our advanced and prudent thinkers will save the... more »

Martelly vowed to score another goal on the Haitian people on the 14th of each month until he score 60 a zero if we let him go that far. The football match between Martelly and the Haitian people will take place again Sunday August 14th 2011 at... more »

We hope that everything will be on schedule in the Greek calendar. Martelly claims that Spain is about to provide financial assistance to Haiti. The speech was made during the Zapatero-Martelly Humpty Dumpty festival that was held in Spain on July... more »

►Buy your tickets for the football match between Martelly and the Haitian people scheduled for Sunday August 14th 2011 at Noon. ►Tickets are on Sale at the money transfers kios, Banks, Western Unions and anywhere they sell the phone... more »

The following news by Agent-Y is the latest regarding the progression of Emily tropical storm toward Hispa more »

►We are rectifying the political death certificate of Bernard Dishonorable Gousse ►We are announcing with infinite joy and euphoria the political and civic death of Mr. Bernard Dishonorable Gousse that occurred at the Haitian Parliament... more »

►2 August 2011- 5:35 P.M. A division of demons from hell arrived on earth to carry Bernard Des-honorable Gousse without fanfares to hell for his crimes.. ►By 11:03 P.M. the Haitian Parliament pronounced Bernard Gousse "Mort raid at the... more »

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Agent-X states that Martelly is a violator of the press and human rights.This is a 10-4. Paradoxically, Martelly orchestrated and met his waterloo in Cap Haitien and this is the beginning of the end of his government. Not all the Duvalierists are... more »