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Bernard Gousse in Critical condition politically & professionally

On 07-12-2011 around 11:20 A.M.Paramedic Michel Martelly rushed Bernard Gousse to Port-au-Prince Hopital General for multiple political and historical gunshots he sustained by true patriots Haitians while he was about to meet the parliament in P-au-P on July 12th 2011 at 11:00Am.

He is currently admitted in Intensive Care Unit--ICU, a L'hopital General D'haiti in Port-au Prince for multiple political and historical gun shots wounds.

Attending physician, Dr. Francois Duvalier who is the surgeon in chief, diagnosed Bernard Gousse case with multi political and hx gunshot wounds, massive political stroke, heartless because they discovered that he was born without heart so no wonders why he killed so many people in cite Soleil, Bel Air etc.
Scientists all over the world are converging in imposing number to study how a mammal was born and manages to live without heart.

Attending physician prognosis regarding Mr. Gousse is: Mr. Gousse will be politically and professionally mort raid in a few days.
Arrangements are being made with the caretaker to send him to hell on boiler hvbt-238975725895-hhhk where he will be rosting forever.

Hell to his soul. Ses fun

Posted by Agent-x on July 13 2011 at 11:45 AM

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Marcel Joseph says...

You mean that Martelly is a political paramedic. He creates his own political crisis and makes believe that he solving them. Such tactic will more »

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Antoine Simon Estime says...

Ahh Non!! Agent-X Did you say Dr. Francois Duvalier? If you ever travel to Haiti. The only way Smelly Pigs of your gang can get to Haiti is more »

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Jean Pierre Alexandre says...

Agent-x,you remind me when i was 13 years old. I used to hide from the truth,i use to talk,behave just like you,i used to play with my prick until more »

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Jean Pierre Alexandre says...

Do you mean,he is following Aristide foot steps? Oh,i see,wait a minutes! There is a difference he don't make any newborns sacrifices more »

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Agent-x says...

Hopital General will have an update at 11 P.M regarding Mr. Gousse health status. Meanwhile, scientist from all over the planet are converging more »

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Agent-x says...

Ife, Nigeria, West Africa 04:45 A.M. Nigeria Time= 10:45 P.M Haiti Time. My correspondents in Haiti that are reporting on the more »

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Jean Pierre Alexandre says...

Agent-x,i need you to bring me some cassava sticks from there,they have the best variety of cassava plants. If you will past in Logos let's more »

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Agent-x says...

Ife, Nigeria West Africa Flash Dernier heure My correspondents and battalion X-884 informed me that an undetermined number of political clergy more »

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Agent-x says...

Porto Novo, Benin, West Africa. Bernard Dishonorable Gousse received his last rite by the political clergy in Haiti and that include the more »

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