It has been determined that our president had the rare cholera

With regard to Michel Martelly has a diarrhea of an unknown etiology, It has been determined that our president had the rare cholera strain that is undectable until further test of his stool had been performed.

It has been found out by CDC, the Center of Disease Control, that he was suffering from Agent-y rarest of the cholera strains.

But our president is ok now, because as recommended he had wiped himself with the sophisticated proven creamy suppository substitute agent-xyz. After that, he was able to defecate and get rid of his diarrhea symptoms.

He is now in perfect condition thanks to agent-y, the rare wiping dream that can only be prescribed under the recommendation of the CDC. It has finally been proven that agent-xyz cream does work as an effective remedy to the most difficult case of diarrhea, as was publicized.

Everyone should try to keep some agent-y cream in their back pocket, because you never know.