Martelly government blamed U.F.O. for Arnel Belizaire kidnap

According to the latest news, Martelly administration is blaming UFO for the temporary abdication or kidnapping of honorable Deputy Arnel Belizaire even though credible sources around the world continue to deny the existence of such object.

Martelly bloodthirsty pink militia are deployed around Haiti, armed with their sling shot or "fistibal" are under order from an unknown ghost to shutdown first any real or imaginary unidentified flying object then to ask question.

Agent-X corps of engineers said that the pink militia sling shot at maximum range of 20.2 feet and that poses no threat to civilian aircraft.

Thus, there is no need to send a global alert to civilian aviation and the FAA.
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