I instructed Miss Maria Sanchez to take baboon A-2539 to the

With regard to Tickets for Match Football between Martelly and haitian people are on sale, I instructed Miss Maria Sanchez to take baboon A-2539 to the Martelly vs the Haitian people political match on Sunday August 14th 2011.
The match will be boring because the people know its outcome.

Our advanced and prudent thinkers will save the day by having baboon A-2539 performing a few tricks at his cage for the people, the VIP and the political clergy.

Baboon A-2539 will earn more popularity than Martelly within the next six months.

The crowd will throw bananas coins, gourdes, dollar bills and pesos to baboon A-2539 cage.
Baboon A-2539 will keep the bananas and we will keep the money to send them to the Lavalass for the purpose of expanding education, distribution of food, health care and housing in Haiti.